Beginning Of The End

She had a Mexican dog, it had no hair
It nipped, I slipped, I kicked it down the stairs
Poor little Pepe, poor little Pepe
But it doesn't matter now, my friend
That was the beginning of the end

She had a brand new dress, all velvety and black
I unzipped, it ripped right off her back
Poor Mr. DeLarenta, poor Mr. DeLarenta
'Cause his dress will never mend
That was the beginning of the end

'Cause when you're in it, when you're really involved
Sometimes you don't know when it all comes crashing down
Sometimes you can't see it, sometimes you can't tell
You just wake up one morning and it'�s all gone to hell
Oh well

That stupid Mexican dog, it had no hair
It chewed up the furniture, chewed up my underwear
Too bad little Pepe, too bad little Pepe
My condolecnces I send
That was the beginning of the end
That was the beginning of the end
That was the beginning of the end
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