Big Dumb and Embarrassing

Well you can dress me up
But you can't take me out
You'd better leave me here at home
'Cause I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing
I talk too loud
In a type A crowd
But I'm A-OK when I'm alone
'Cause I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing

I'm rude, I'm crude
Lascivious and lewd
I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing
I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing

You know that I don't mean
To cause a scene
Like I always seem to do
'Cause I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing

Why don't you tie me up
Or chain me too the wall
I wouldn't be mad at you
'Cause I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing

I'm large, unwise
I apologize
'Cause I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing
I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing
I'm big, I'm dumb, and embarrassing
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