Unconscious

Well I knocked myself senseless with a crack on the head
I'm lucky to be here, I'm glad I'm not dead
You say "Pat, be more careful!" I know that I should
But when I'm unconscious it feels so good
I had no idea where I was
And it felt like my brain stem was filled up with fuzz
The simplest questions I misunderstood
I was unconscious, it felt so good

Now drinking can get you there, drugs are OK
But a crack on the cranium is my preferred way
Next time I'll be more attentive, you know I would if I could
But when I'm unconscious it feels so good

When I'm unconscious it feels so good