What A Week It Was

Monday I went off to work
Working as a postal clear
Got a gun, went berserk
What a week it was

Tuesday morning I stopped drinking
What in God's name was I thinking?
I went out sober, come home stinking
What a week it was

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What a week it was
Oh, what a week it was
I'm glad it's finally over
Glad it's finally done

Wednesday I stopped eating meat
Felt holistically complete
Now give me something red to eat
What a week it was

Thursday I thought celibacy
Was the perfect thing for me
Until you started touching me
What a week it was

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Friday when I got my pay
Someone led me far astray
I tried to give it all away
What a week it was

Saturday I spent it all
I must admit, I had a ball
I can't go home, so please don't call
What a week it was

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Sunday night I said a prayer
To free myself from all despair
Does anybody up there care?
What a week it was

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