Whatever I Do

Whatever I do, you do the opposite
Just for the fun of it, just to be difficult
Whatever I do, you do the opposite
The opposite of whatever I do

Whatever I say, you say much better
You use more letters, you wear much tighter sweaters
Whatever I say, you say much better
Much more succinctly, then whatever I say

But still you love me
And I don't know why
Why you let me hang around
You hardly ever put me down
You don't despise me
You patronize me

Whatever I think, you've already thought it
Whatever I buy for you, you've already bought it
Whatever I think, you've already thought it
You already know whatever I think

But still you love me
And I don't know why
Why I sit here like a fool
You hardly ever treat me cruel
You don't hate
You tolerate me
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