Who's Been Telling You

Jeez Louise, look what the cat dragged in
Yes, it's me, I've come back home again
How come you didn't recognize me when I walked into the room
I can't stay, I must be leaving soon

Who's been telling you having fun is bad
How could you forget all the fun we've had
Who's been telling you to stay away from me
Don't you realize, can't you see they're wrong

Jeez Louise, gotta watch out what I say
Someone's bound to take it the wrong way
Everyone is so thin-skinned and holier than thou
I'd swear to God, but swearing's not allowed

Who's been telling you having fun is bad
How could you forget all the fun we've had
Who's been telling you to stay away from me
Don't you realize, can't you see they're wrong

Haven't I told you over and over I only want to make you feel happy
Haven't I told you over and over I only want to make you feel happy
Haven't I told you over and over I'm not the spawn of Satan or Jesus
Haven't I told you over and over I only want to make you feel happy

Jeez Louise, how did it come to pass
There's a great big stick up everybody's ass
Everyone's so angry even now when times are good
I hope that we, we get out while the getting's good

Who's been telling you having fun is bad
How could you forget all the fun we've had
Who's been telling you to stay away from me
Don't you realize, can't you see they're wrong

Who's been telling you having sex is bad
How could you forget all the sex we've had
Who's been telling you getting drunk is bad
How could you forget all the drinks we've had
Who's been telling you getting high is bad
How could you forget all the highs we've had
They're wrong

Haven't I told you over and over I only want to make you feel happy