Brainless

I'm going to lose my mind and give away my brain
So I don't have to think, I won't need to explain
Everything I do, everything I say
People will just smile in that condescending way
As if they understand, with pity in their eyes
But if they really knew me, they would probably be surprised
'Cause I'm gonna lose my mind, give away my brain
Do without the stress and do without the strain
I'll never have to work, I'll never have to pray
And I won't have to bathe myself each and every day
I'll just sit by the pool with a glass of ice tea and sing

Sha la la la la, sha la la la la
Sha la la-la la, sha la la la la
Sha la la, sha la la
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la laaaa

I can do without my heart, I can do without my brain
I could live in institutions and be clinically insane
I would never raise my voice, never be afraid
Never make a choice and I never would get laid
As if that happens now, well maybe once a year
And that's another problem that I hope will disappear

'Cause I can do without my heart, do without my brain
Do without the pleasure and do without the pain
I would solve all my problems in one fell swoop
A nurse would hold my head to make sure it doesn't droop
I'll just sit in my robe and I'll stare at the stars and sing
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