There's A Hole In The Roof

There's a hole in the roof
Where I stick out my head
And I scream at the top of my lungs

There's a chimp in a suit
Speaking French to a dog
Who belongs to the lady next door

There's a nun with a gun
But the cat's got her tongue
So she can't order Lebanese food

There's a fly on the wall
And his name is Pierre
He's a smooth talking son of a gun

There's a sheep on the shelf
And a statue of myself
But it's not anatomically correct

There's a hole in the roof
Where I stick out my head
And I scream at the top of my lungs