I'm The One You Want

I am but a fool
An idiot savant
I'm hopeless as can be
But someday you will see
That I'm the one you want

I'd send you my regards
But I can't choose a font
Or find the proper words
In case you haven't heard
That I'm the one you want

I'm the one who loves you
Heaven knows I do
It obviously should be
Obvious to you

I whisper in your ear
Cool and nonchalant
No, I won't have to shout
The minute you find out
That I'm the one you want

Now, I don't want to beg
And I don't want to plead
But that's exactly what I'll do
To make it clear to you
That I'm the one you need

And if you get possessed
Or your stigmata starts to bleed
If the devil rears his head
Remember what I said
That I'm the one you need

I'm the one who loves you
Heaven knows I do
It obviously should be
Obvious to you

I am but a fool
A total dilettante
I'm useless as can be
But someday you will see
That I'm the one you want

I'm useless as can be
But someday you will see
That I'm the one you want

I'm useless as can be
But someday you will see
That I'm the one you want
I'm the one you want