Everybody Loves Me

Everybody loves me
Everyone adores me
Everybody in this town
Thinks that I'm so fantastic

Everybody loves me
They want to be my best friend
Everybody loves me
So why don't you?

Everybody loves me
So why don't you?

Everybody loves me
They wish they had my number
Everybody that I meet
Would like to hang out with me

Everybody loves me
Invite me to their parties
Everybody loves me
So why don't you?

Everybody loves me
So why don't you?

Why don't you come to your senses
Succumb to my charms
Take me in your heart
And take me in your arms

Everybody loves me
They want to be my best friend
Every woman that I know
Would like to bear my children

Everybody loves me
They fantasize about me
Everybody loves me
So why don't you?

Everybody loves me
So why don't you?
Everybody loves me
So why don't you?