Real Prince Charming

I woke up this morning
A mouth full of sand
An empty whiskey bottle
Clutched in my hand

Two teeth were missing
My shoes were gone
I had some ugly bruises
And a pair of handcuffs on

I think I could make you happy
Make you smile most all the time
I could be a real Prince Charming
And everything will be so fine

I got some nasty habits
I got some scary friends
I got confusion in my head
And it never ends

I don't have any money
I don't know where it goes
Sometimes I wake up wearing
Someone else's clothes

I think I could make you happy
Make you smile most all the time
I think we should be together
And everything will be so fine

I think I could satisfy you
I'd be home almost every night
I could be a real Prince Charming
And everything will be all right

Everything will be all right

I think I could make you happy
Make you smile most all the time
I think we should be together
And everything will be so fine

I think I could satisfy you
I'd be home almost every night
I could be a real Prince Charming
And everything will be all right

Everything will be all right
Everything will be all right
Everything will be all right
Everything will be all right