Carnival Midway
Chorus
I like to go to the carnival midway
You meet the nicest kind of people there
I love the smell of a tent getting rained on
Come on baby, let's go to the fair
Big Pete is cooking hot dogs
Smell the Hepatitis in the air
Blind Joe has a tattoo of the Pope
Shaking hands with Sonny and Cher
Chorus
Bearded Millie makes cotton candy
Sometimes her teeth fall into the machine
Peg-Leg Joe runs the Tilt-A-Whirl
And drinks a bottle of kerosene
Chorus
All the guys who set up rides
They're drunk and so happy
They sit in tents, they have arguments
About who's got the longest rap sheet
Chorus
Come on baby, let's go to the fair
I like to go to the carnival midway
You meet the nicest kind of people there
I love the smell of a tent getting rained on
Come on baby, let's go to the fair
Big Pete is cooking hot dogs
Smell the Hepatitis in the air
Blind Joe has a tattoo of the Pope
Shaking hands with Sonny and Cher
Chorus
Bearded Millie makes cotton candy
Sometimes her teeth fall into the machine
Peg-Leg Joe runs the Tilt-A-Whirl
And drinks a bottle of kerosene
Chorus
All the guys who set up rides
They're drunk and so happy
They sit in tents, they have arguments
About who's got the longest rap sheet
Chorus
Come on baby, let's go to the fair