Carnival Midway

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I like to go to the carnival midway
You meet the nicest kind of people there
I love the smell of a tent getting rained on
Come on baby, let's go to the fair

Big Pete is cooking hot dogs
Smell the Hepatitis in the air
Blind Joe has a tattoo of the Pope
Shaking hands with Sonny and Cher

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Bearded Millie makes cotton candy
Sometimes her teeth fall into the machine
Peg-Leg Joe runs the Tilt-A-Whirl
And drinks a bottle of kerosene

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All the guys who set up rides
They're drunk and so happy
They sit in tents, they have arguments
About who's got the longest rap sheet

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Come on baby, let's go to the fair
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