Catherine Zeta-Jones

Well, I wish you were Catherine Zeta-Jones
I wish you were Catherine Zeta-Jones
You'd run into my arms and you'd jump my bones
If you were Catherine Zeta-Jones

And I wish you could sing like Celine Dion
I wish you could sing like Celine Dion
I'm thinking that might just turn me on
If you could sing like Celine Dion

Oh no, don't get me wrong
I wouldn't change a thing about you
But every now and then a man must dream
Oh no, don't get me wrong
I could never live without you
And I don't want to be insensitive or mean

But I wish you were Anne of a Thousand Days
I wish you were Anne of a Thousand Days
I bet we could do it a thousand ways
If you were Anne of a Thousand Days

Well, I wish you were Catherine Zeta-Jones
I wish you were Catherine Zeta-Jones
You'd run into my arms and you'd jump my bones
If you were Catherine Zeta-Jones

You'd run into my arms and you'd jump my bones
If you were Catherine Zeta-Jones