How To Have Fun

A table full of people
Staring at their phones
If this is conversation
I'd rather eat alone

They sure know how to have fun
They sure know how to get it done
They sure know how to have fun
How can they stand the excitement?

Sitting at a Starbucks
Poking at a screen
Everybody's buzzing
It must be the caffeine

They sure know how to have fun
They sure know how to get it done
They sure know how to have fun
How can they stand the excitement?

It's Saturday at your house
A half a glass of wine
You're cleaning out the cat box
And fast asleep by nine

You sure know how to have fun
Real good times for everyone
You sure know how to have fun
How can you stand the excitement?

You don't need to go out
You don't need to roam
You've got the kinds of friends
That don't ever leave their home

You sure know how to have fun
Real good times for everyone
You sure know how to have fun
How can you stand the excitement?

Now everything you do and
Everywhere you go
You're sharing information
That no one wants to know

You sure know how to have fun
You sure know how to get it done
You sure know how to have fun
How can you stand it?

I said, how can you stand it?
How can you stand the excitement?
How can you stand the excitement?
How can you stand the excitement?

I guess you sure know how to have
Sure know how to have
Sure know how to have fun
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