In My New Religion

There are no churches, no church bells
In my new religion
There is no heaven and no hell
In my new religion
Because I believe in you and me
We can live our lives quite decently
Completely superstition free
In my new religion

And there are no collection plates
In my new religion
No pedophiles or pearly gates
In my new religion
There's just a bedroom and a bed
Where we can rest our lusty heads
We'll dine on wine and daily bread
In my new religion

Because I believe in logic and reason
I believe in the love in our hearts
I believe in the changing of the seasons
And heaven is wherever we are when we're together
And hell is when we have to be apart
When we're apart

Don't worry about the apocalypse
In my new religion
Just clap you're hands and shake your hips
In my new religion
For we are kind and generous
We never want to make a fuss
We treat other people like we wish they'd treat us
In my new religion

There are no creepy undergarments in my new religion
No dietary restrictions in my new religion
No aliens or angels in my new religion
No fire and no brimstone in my new religion
No crusades or inquisitions in my new religion
Only multiple positions in my new religion

For we treat other people like we wish they'd treat us
In my new religion
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