Things Women Do Not Want To Hear A Guy Say To Them In A Bar

Are you as good in bed as your mother?
Do you think that you could lend me $50?
Because I just lost my job at McDonald's
And my crystal meth supply is running out
Running out
Yes my crystal meth supply is running out

Are you as good in bed as your sister?
Pay no attention to the blisters
I just got a shot of penicillin
So baby, you don't have to worry 'bout a thing
'Bout a thing
Baby, you don't have to worry 'bout a thing

Could you hide my guns for a while?
I can't afford to violate probation
Because I've been in and out of prison
And I'll kill anyone who tries to take me back
Take me back, take me back
I'll kill anyone who tries to take me back

Are you as good in bed as your mother?
If you're buying I would love another
And maybe we could go back to my trailer
That was featured on an episode of Cops
Episode of Cops
It was featured on an episode of Cops

And maybe we could go back to my trailer
That was featured on an episode of Cops
Episode of Cops
It was featured on an episode of Cops
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