Uptown Breakup Song

She got an empty box from the store
She dragged all her stuff down two floors
She left a Post-It Note on the door
It said "So long, the romance is gone"

He came home and she wasn't there
He found the Post-It Note and just stared
He was surprised to realize he didn't care
He just yawned, the romance is gone

Long gone
The romance is dead and gone
Because no one had the will to carry on
The romance is dead and gone

He found one lone shoe in the hall
And one earring but that's about all
He racked his brain trying to recall
What went wrong, the romance is gone

Long gone
The romance is dead and gone
Because no one had the will to carry on
The romance is dead and gone

As she drove down Sheridan Road
She really thought her head might explode
She didn't know what the future might hold
And she drove on, the romance is gone

She didn't know what the future might hold
And she drove on, the romance is gone