$25 Pants

Are you looking for some love?
Are you looking for romance?
Then I'm coming to your house tonight
In my $25 pants

You won't be able to resist
I don't think you stand a chance
When I walk up to your door tonight
In my $25 pants

I just hope you don't want a rich man
How can you refuse
When someone's standing there in a shiny pair
Of $22 shoes

Five pockets and a button fly
Tonight we're going to the dance
You'll see me coming from a mile away
In my $25 pants

Oh, I hope you don't want a rich man
How can you refuse
When I'm standing there in a shiny pair
Of $22 shoes

I hope you love me either way
Under any circumstance
I hope you care about the main inside
These $25 pants