I Wouldn't Say No

If you should call me up
To come and do some repairs
I wouldn't say no
If your door's wide open
And there's no one there
I wouldn't say no

And if you beckon me
From the top of the stairs
I wouldn't say no
And if you ask me if I
Want to sample your wares
I wouldn't say no

I might hem and haw
Sheepishly smile
Ask if I could think
It over a while
But in the end we both know
I wouldn't say no

If you should call me up
On some flimsy pretense
I wouldn't say no
And if you ask me if I'd
Like to whitewash your fence
I wouldn't say no

And if you give a dollar
For 65 cents
I wouldn't say no
And if you have to explain
What your tattoo represents
I wouldn't say no

I might look the other way
Red in the cheek
Maybe I'd be too embarrassed
To speak
But in the end we both know
I wouldn't say no

Who knows what could happen
Should the opportunity arise
To see you in your bedroom
Making bedroom eyes
Stranger things have happened
Than to see you lying there
In your bourgeois boudoir
With your booty in the air

But if you want from me
Some tea and sympathy
I wouldn't say no
Even though I don't like tea
And I don't need sympathy
I wouldn't say no

And if you guarantee
One night of ecstasy
I wouldn't say no
Even though I think
You might be just teasing me
I wouldn't say no

I might run for the hills
Run like a thief
Stand there in a total
State of disbelief
But in the end we both know
I wouldn't say no

In the end we both know
I wouldn't say no