Happyland
The sun is so bright
The sky is so blue
In Happyland
Every day's
So shiny and new
In Happyland
It's calm and serene
And there's never any trouble
Life is sweet
When you're living in a bubble
The grass is so green
The sidewalks are clean
In Happyland
In Happyland
Everyone thinks
Identical thoughts
In Happyland
Nothing you want
That cannot be bought
In Happyland
Nobody's rude
Sarcastic or tacky
Strutting down the street
In a crisp pair of khakis
Yes, you would swear
That's what everyone wears
In Happyland
In Happyland
Everybody wants to be there
In Happyland
No one has a worry or care
And everyone has beautiful hair
In Happyland
Jesus is good
And science is bad
In Happyland
A wonderful life
Is yours to be had
In Happyland
Still, they're afraid
And living in a panic
They're scared of Muslims
Gays and Hispanics
Although I saw Poles
There aren't many of those
In Happyland
In Happyland
In Happyland
In Happyland
The sky is so blue
In Happyland
Every day's
So shiny and new
In Happyland
It's calm and serene
And there's never any trouble
Life is sweet
When you're living in a bubble
The grass is so green
The sidewalks are clean
In Happyland
In Happyland
Everyone thinks
Identical thoughts
In Happyland
Nothing you want
That cannot be bought
In Happyland
Nobody's rude
Sarcastic or tacky
Strutting down the street
In a crisp pair of khakis
Yes, you would swear
That's what everyone wears
In Happyland
In Happyland
Everybody wants to be there
In Happyland
No one has a worry or care
And everyone has beautiful hair
In Happyland
Jesus is good
And science is bad
In Happyland
A wonderful life
Is yours to be had
In Happyland
Still, they're afraid
And living in a panic
They're scared of Muslims
Gays and Hispanics
Although I saw Poles
There aren't many of those
In Happyland
In Happyland
In Happyland
In Happyland