Happyland

The sun is so bright
The sky is so blue
In Happyland

Every day's
So shiny and new
In Happyland

It's calm and serene
And there's never any trouble
Life is sweet
When you're living in a bubble

The grass is so green
The sidewalks are clean
In Happyland

In Happyland

Everyone thinks
Identical thoughts
In Happyland

Nothing you want
That cannot be bought
In Happyland

Nobody's rude
Sarcastic or tacky
Strutting down the street
In a crisp pair of khakis

Yes, you would swear
That's what everyone wears
In Happyland

In Happyland

Everybody wants to be there
In Happyland

No one has a worry or care
And everyone has beautiful hair
In Happyland

Jesus is good
And science is bad
In Happyland

A wonderful life
Is yours to be had
In Happyland

Still, they're afraid
And living in a panic
They're scared of Muslims
Gays and Hispanics

Although I saw Poles
There aren't many of those
In Happyland

In Happyland
In Happyland
In Happyland