St. Patrick's Day

You left the house on March 16th to be with someone else
At least, that's what my imagination's thinking
I guess I'll celebrate St. Patrick's Day all by myself
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking

My phone is buzzing, it's a call from an old girlfriend
I say "Now's not a good time, my heart is sinking"
I blow her off, she'll probably never call me back again
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking

I hear footsteps in the hall
But they walk right past our door
The banging on the wall
Is driving me crazy

So I guess I'll celebrate St. Patrick's Day all by myself
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking

I should go out like you and not come home for days and days
And I'm afraid my motivation's shrinking
I should put on some pants and shoes and socks and body spray
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking

I hear footsteps in the hall
But they walk right past our door
Bang, bang, banging on the wall
Is driving me crazy

And I guess I'll have to celebrate St. Patrick's Day by myself
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking
Maybe now would be a good time to start drinking