No More
No more Las Vegas for me
No more Las Vegas for you
We squandered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too
No more Armani for me
No more Versace for you
It's such a drag
To dress in rags
And bargain basement shoes
But we burned through your inheritance
We pissed it all away
And now we're spending our afternoons
At an all you can eat buffet
No more champagne for me
No more champagne for you
We'll have to quaff
Cheaper stuff
Than we're accustom to
No more Mercedes for me
No more Mercedes for you
You'll love the feel
Behind the wheel
Of a Chevy Malibu
'Cause we burned through your inheritance
We kissed it all goodbye
And now we're sitting here waiting for
Another relative to die
No more Las Vegas for me
No more Las Vegas for you
We squandered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too
We frittered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too
No more Las Vegas for you
We squandered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too
No more Armani for me
No more Versace for you
It's such a drag
To dress in rags
And bargain basement shoes
But we burned through your inheritance
We pissed it all away
And now we're spending our afternoons
At an all you can eat buffet
No more champagne for me
No more champagne for you
We'll have to quaff
Cheaper stuff
Than we're accustom to
No more Mercedes for me
No more Mercedes for you
You'll love the feel
Behind the wheel
Of a Chevy Malibu
'Cause we burned through your inheritance
We kissed it all goodbye
And now we're sitting here waiting for
Another relative to die
No more Las Vegas for me
No more Las Vegas for you
We squandered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too
We frittered away
Your IRA
And my 401(k) too