One Shot of Whiskey
We've got a million different reasons to be angry
A million different reasons to be sad
Sometimes I sit around and brood
About how everything is screwed
So I can understand why you feel mad
But if you let your anger boil inside you
You're liable to explode, you know it's true
The world is going to end
But not tonight my friend
So here's exactly what we've got to do
Drink one shot of whiskey
And two shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Three shots of whiskey
And four shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Well, you've got to shake yourself out of your doldrums
This could be the evening of our dreams
We'll go strolling down the street
And everyone we meet
Will be a character from 50 Shades of Green
So if you please I think I'll have a cold one
And maybe you should have a cold one too
The world is going to end
But not tonight my friend
So here's exactly what we've got to do
Drink one shot of whiskey
And two shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Three shots of whiskey
And four shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Drink five shots of whiskey
And six shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Seven shots of whiskey
And eight shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Drink nine shots of whiskey
And ten shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Eleven shots of whiskey
And twelve shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
A million different reasons to be sad
Sometimes I sit around and brood
About how everything is screwed
So I can understand why you feel mad
But if you let your anger boil inside you
You're liable to explode, you know it's true
The world is going to end
But not tonight my friend
So here's exactly what we've got to do
Drink one shot of whiskey
And two shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Three shots of whiskey
And four shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Well, you've got to shake yourself out of your doldrums
This could be the evening of our dreams
We'll go strolling down the street
And everyone we meet
Will be a character from 50 Shades of Green
So if you please I think I'll have a cold one
And maybe you should have a cold one too
The world is going to end
But not tonight my friend
So here's exactly what we've got to do
Drink one shot of whiskey
And two shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Three shots of whiskey
And four shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Drink five shots of whiskey
And six shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Seven shots of whiskey
And eight shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear
Drink nine shots of whiskey
And ten shots of whiskey
Have a little sip of cider
And a half a pint of beer
Eleven shots of whiskey
And twelve shots of whiskey
And we'll watch all our worries disappear