Cute Little Bastard
When I was small, folks would say
What a cute little bastard
My auntie Ruth, my uncle Ray said
What a cute little bastard
I was so precocious
A simply lovely lad
The sweetest disposition
Any boy has ever had
I went to school, the teacher said
What a cute little bastard
The principal took me up to her bed and said
What a cute little bastard
Trouble never touched me
I went through life unscathed
Such are the advantages
Of being well behaved
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Cute little bastard uh, huh
And now I'm old, but I'm still told
That I'm a cute little bastard
I don't know if I'll ever outgrow
Being a cute little bastard
Although my years are fading
Sliding on a vine
Don't you sometimes wish
That you could trade your life for mine
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
What a cute little bastard
My auntie Ruth, my uncle Ray said
What a cute little bastard
I was so precocious
A simply lovely lad
The sweetest disposition
Any boy has ever had
I went to school, the teacher said
What a cute little bastard
The principal took me up to her bed and said
What a cute little bastard
Trouble never touched me
I went through life unscathed
Such are the advantages
Of being well behaved
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Cute little bastard uh, huh
And now I'm old, but I'm still told
That I'm a cute little bastard
I don't know if I'll ever outgrow
Being a cute little bastard
Although my years are fading
Sliding on a vine
Don't you sometimes wish
That you could trade your life for mine
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard