Cute Little Bastard

When I was small, folks would say
What a cute little bastard
My auntie Ruth, my uncle Ray said
What a cute little bastard
I was so precocious
A simply lovely lad
The sweetest disposition
Any boy has ever had

I went to school, the teacher said
What a cute little bastard
The principal took me up to her bed and said
What a cute little bastard

Trouble never touched me
I went through life unscathed
Such are the advantages
Of being well behaved

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Cute little bastard uh, huh

And now I'm old, but I'm still told
That I'm a cute little bastard
I don't know if I'll ever outgrow
Being a cute little bastard

Although my years are fading
Sliding on a vine
Don't you sometimes wish
That you could trade your life for mine

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh cute little bastard
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