You Only Like Me When You're Drinking

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when there's nobody else around
You call me up in the middle of the night

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when you've looked all over town
You call me up in the middle of the night

You call me up in the middle of the night
You call me up, call me up
In the middle of the night

Your big blue eyes are adorable
Your morals are deplorable
That makes you irresistible
It's something almost mystical

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when in the wee hours of Sunday morn
You call me up in the middle of the night

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when you're drunk and you feel bored
You call me up in the middle of the night

You call me up in the middle of the night
You call me up, call me up
In the middle of the night

Your lips are much too kissable
Your hips are much too permissible
That makes you irresistible
It's something almost mystical

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when you've looked all over town
My phone is buzzing in the middle of the night

You only like me when you're drinking
You only like me when there's nobody else around
My phone is buzzing in the middle of the night

My phone is buzzing in the middle of the night
My phone is buzzing, my phone is buzzing
In the middle of the night

Your big blue eyes are adorable
Your morals are deplorable
Your big blue eyes are beautiful
One thing is indisputable

You only like me when you're drinking