Yeah, It's Easy

If you think it's easy standing up here every night
Wearing out my vocal cords and sweating in the light
Yeah, it's easy, easy as can be
Compared to digging ditches or thoracic surgery

Do you think it's easy always being the class clown
Grinning like an idiot, leaping up and down?
Yeah, it's easy, look at what I've done
I've made a lot of money and I've had a lot of fun

Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now
Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now

It's OK now

Now imagine me, I've got a '70s mustache
Driving to Miami with a gym bag full of cash
You're beside me powdering your nose
Sometimes it's as shiny as out polyester clothes

Can your so-called boyfriend do scenarios like that?
No, I think he couldn't because he's much too cool a cat
Yeah, it's easy, I do it all the time
Just a little glimpse into my post-romantic mind

Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now
Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now

It's OK now

If you think it's easy standing up here every night
Wearing out my vocal cords and sweating in the light
Yeah, it's easy, easy as can be
Compared to digging ditches or thoracic surgery

Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now
Hey now, hey now
Don't believe a word I say now

Hey now, hey now