Douchebag

You see that woman standing over there
The one who's got a little confetti in her hair
And a smile that could light up the sky
A mischievous twinkle in her eye

We've been friends for such a long, long time
It hasn't worked out very well for me
I keep hoping some day she'll be mine
But unfortunately that will never be

Because she's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag

And all he cares about is himself
He don't care about anybody else
He could convince you that green is blue
Teach a psychopath a thing or two

She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag

And he's that guy standing next to her
He likes his underlings to call him sir
And let them know exactly who's the boss
Like Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross

Likes something pretty hanging on his arm
It doesn't matter who that someone is
They always end up blinded by his charm
And the sad thing is

She's in love with that douchebag
She's in love with that douchebag

And all he cares about is himself
He don't care about anybody else
He could convince you that green is blue
Teach a psychopath a thing or two

She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag

She's in love with an angry
Arrogant, narrow-minded bastard
She's in love with a hostile
Bigoted, narrow-minded bastard

She's in love with a weasel
A shark, a snake, a predator
Who's always one step ahead of her
And that's why I can't get to her

She's in love with a
She's in love with a
She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag

And all he cares about is himself
He don't care about anybody else
He could convince you that green is blue
Teach a psychopath a thing or two

She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a douchebag
She's in love with a

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