Five Women: A Suite
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
The biggest thrill in all of my life
I won't soon forget the moment when
I did kisses to the Mrs. of an OB/GYN
I may have caused some marital strife
The doc might come after me with a knife
Maybe a gun, maybe a fist
He tried to punch me once but missed
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
Silver-haired rich guy
Beautiful girl
In the convertible Porsche
At the White Hen Pantry
Buying cigarettes
Two bottles of wine
At three a.m.
On a Sunday morning
White for her
Red for him
Newport Lights
And Virginia Slims
And I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
She was so beautiful
I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
The most beautiful woman in all of Chicago
The most beautiful woman I had ever seen
The most beautiful woman in all of Chicago
Double decker bus
Stopped on King's Road
A sunny afternoon
In London UK
I looked up at her
She looked down at me
And she gave me a smile
That practically melted my heart
Oh yes, she gave me a smile
That practically melted my heart
Double decker bus
Stopped on King's Road
A sunny afternoon
In London UK
She wore a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
At the Mustang Inn on King Street
Off the square
She wore a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
And for ten straight nights I sat at the bar
And stare
Drinking watery beer
I didn't like the taste of
But she was standing there
Naked from the waist up
Wearing a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
A kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
I was 18, she was 23
Working at the mall on Christmas eve
She was a nanny for an east coast family
With two months off for the holidays
We were eating lunch when she said to me
"I'm going back to Massachusetts next week
Could you give me a ride after work tonight
To where I'm visiting my family for the holidays?"
Now I was just a kid, what did I know
She held me tight and wouldn't let go
As we sat in the car outside the house
Where she was visiting her family for the holidays
I think she wanted me to kiss her
Don't know why
I think she wanted me to kiss her
But I was too shy
I think she wanted me to kiss her
I'll never know now
I will never know now
No, I'll never know now
But 40 years later
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
The biggest thrill in all of my life
I won't soon forget the moment when
I did kisses to the Mrs. of an OB/GYN
I may have caused some marital strife
The doc might come after me with a knife
Maybe a gun, maybe a fist
He tried to punch me once but missed
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
I kissed a gynecologist's wife
Silver-haired rich guy
Beautiful girl
In the convertible Porsche
At the White Hen Pantry
Buying cigarettes
Two bottles of wine
At three a.m.
On a Sunday morning
White for her
Red for him
Newport Lights
And Virginia Slims
And I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
She was so beautiful
I couldn't stop staring
At the girl in the convenience store
The most beautiful woman in all of Chicago
The most beautiful woman I had ever seen
The most beautiful woman in all of Chicago
Double decker bus
Stopped on King's Road
A sunny afternoon
In London UK
I looked up at her
She looked down at me
And she gave me a smile
That practically melted my heart
Oh yes, she gave me a smile
That practically melted my heart
Double decker bus
Stopped on King's Road
A sunny afternoon
In London UK
She wore a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
At the Mustang Inn on King Street
Off the square
She wore a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
And for ten straight nights I sat at the bar
And stare
Drinking watery beer
I didn't like the taste of
But she was standing there
Naked from the waist up
Wearing a kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
A kid-sized red straw cowboy hat
And not much else
I was 18, she was 23
Working at the mall on Christmas eve
She was a nanny for an east coast family
With two months off for the holidays
We were eating lunch when she said to me
"I'm going back to Massachusetts next week
Could you give me a ride after work tonight
To where I'm visiting my family for the holidays?"
Now I was just a kid, what did I know
She held me tight and wouldn't let go
As we sat in the car outside the house
Where she was visiting her family for the holidays
I think she wanted me to kiss her
Don't know why
I think she wanted me to kiss her
But I was too shy
I think she wanted me to kiss her
I'll never know now
I will never know now
No, I'll never know now
But 40 years later
I kissed a gynecologist's wife