Weekend On The Couch

We could go out tonight to some new trendy spot
I could buy you dinner with cash I haven't got
I can prove to you I'm not some lazy slouch
Then again, we could spend the weekend on the couch

I've got 10,000 movies at my fingertips
I've got refreshments if we need to wet our lips
Why don't we watch the dragon hide, the tiger crouch
Why don't we spend the weekend on the couch

Hold me
Hold me
Hold me
Hold me

The prehistoric man finds warmth beside the fire
The smartest Hobbit never strays far from The Shire
A baby kangaroo sleeps in its mother's pouch
So why don't we spend the weekend on the couch

Why don't we spend the weekend on the couch

Hold me
Hold me
Hold me
Hold me

We could go out tonight to some new trendy spot
I could buy you dinner with cash I haven't got
I can prove to you I'm not some lazy slouch
Then again, we could spend the weekend on the couch

Then again, we could spend the weekend on the couch