Brunch With God

You and I are stuck in Kansas
On the lone prairie
Dreaming about the lights of Paris
You are mon cheri

If we end up in Milwaukee
We'll drink lots of beer
We'll write some postcards to our friends
That say "Wish you were here"

You and I are so in love
No matter what they say
Everything we'll ever need
Is just a dream away

And if we ever cross the ocean
I hope the boat don't sink
I'll make sure the captain
Only has a couple drinks

You and I are so in love
No matter what they say
Everything we'll ever need
Is just a dream away

Now someday we'll end up in heaven
Having brunch with God
We might be surprised to learn
His real name is Todd

Todd, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
Todd, are you watching over me and my friends?
Todd, are you listening to my prayers?
Todd dammit!

Now someday we'll end up in heaven
Having brunch with God
We might be surprised to learn
His real name is Todd