Covid 15

DoorDash is down at my front door
GrubHub was here an hour before
I'm a junk food eating machine
I just can't get enough of that fine cuisine

And that's why I'm putting on the Covid 15
I've gained 15 pounds in quarantine
There's nothing else to do
But stuff my face the whole day through
I'm putting on the Covid 15

Normally, I'm quite the healthy dude
But all I want to eat is comfort food
Half the time I'm drunk and delusional
I'm drinking more Jameson than usual

And that's why I'm putting on the Covid 15
I've gained 15 pounds in quarantine
There's nothing else to do
But stuff my face the whole day through
I'm putting on the Covid 15

I'm getting bigger right before my eyes
I'm just too freaked out to exercise
Even though I know I really should
That bag of Chips Ahoy is looking good

And that's how I'm putting on the Covid 15
I've gained 15 pounds in quarantine
There's nothing else to do
But stuff my face the whole day through
I'm putting on the Covid 15

Putting on the Covid 15
I've gained 15 pounds in quarantine
There's nothing else to do
But stuff my face the whole day through
I'm putting on the Covid 15
Lots of calories
Putting on the Covid 15
Watching Netflix
Putting on the Covid 15
I'm sedentary
Putting on the Covid 15