Do Me

Why don't you call me, why don't you call me
Why don't you whisper something sexy and enthrall me
You're lack of interest is stating to appall me
Why don't you call me

Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
Why does it look like any moment you might strike me
And any chance of romance is unlikely
Why don't you like me

Do you know what I think
You should act like you do when you've had too much to drink

Why don't you do me, why don't you do me
We'll get engaged, I'll call it off, then you can sue me
I'm so transparent that I'll bet you see right through me
Why don't you do me, why don't you do me

Why don't you do me
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