Livin' In A Red State (Is Makin' Me Blue)
Stuck in Alabama near Birmingham
I'm not a redneck or a southern gentleman
Stuck in Alabama, what am I to do?
Livin' in a red state is makin' me blue
Now I'm stuck in Utah, what a big mistake
It's swarmin' with Mormons and a Great Salt Lake
Now I'm stuck in Utah, crying boo-hoo
Livin' in a red state is makin' me blue
I'm so blue, blue
The guy next door follows Q
I'm blue, so blue
If you were me, you'd be blue too
North and South Dakota are causing me hysteria
They got the same populations combined as the greater Milwaukee metro area
But they still get four senators and I think that's screwed
Thinkin' about the red state is makin' me blue
Thinkin' about the red state is makin' me blue
I'm not a redneck or a southern gentleman
Stuck in Alabama, what am I to do?
Livin' in a red state is makin' me blue
Now I'm stuck in Utah, what a big mistake
It's swarmin' with Mormons and a Great Salt Lake
Now I'm stuck in Utah, crying boo-hoo
Livin' in a red state is makin' me blue
I'm so blue, blue
The guy next door follows Q
I'm blue, so blue
If you were me, you'd be blue too
North and South Dakota are causing me hysteria
They got the same populations combined as the greater Milwaukee metro area
But they still get four senators and I think that's screwed
Thinkin' about the red state is makin' me blue
Thinkin' about the red state is makin' me blue