King of La Crosse

Across the great ocean
Across the great sea
Through the Great Lakes
Via Sault Ste. Marie
Smack in the middle
Of the USA
In a town called La Crosse
Lives my favorite DJ

His name's Brian Simpson
A man among men
He'll bend you ear
Remember and when
He took a stripper to prom
This story is good
They drove off in a Fiero
Then did it on the hood

Brian Simpson
What can you do?
He's loud and he's rude
But he's lovable too
Brian Simpson
Is New England's loss
Everyone hail
The king of La Crosse

Brian Simpson
What can you do?
He's loud and he's rude
But he's lovable too
Brian Simpson
Is New England's loss
Let's all hail
The king of La Crosse

Everyone hail
The king of La Crosse

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