I Won't Remember Him at All

He's still on your mind
Too much of the time
A nightmare that never dies
His weird orange tan
And his minuscule hands
And his thousands and thousands of lies

You've got to move on
Get past Qanon
Or else you're a great big chump
It's St. Patrick's Day
Intoxication's okay
So let's drink until we forget about

I won't speak his name again
I promise you, my Irish friends
And with sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all
I won't speak his name again
I promise you, my Irish friends
And with sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all

Tell your daughters and sons
That this could be fun
If we get everyone to try it
To blot out the dude
With the ineptitude
Who incited a Capitol riot

His imbecile spawn
Will also be gone
Out on their collective rump
It's St. Patrick's Day
Intoxication's okay
So let's drink until we forget about

I won't speak his name again
I promise you, my Irish friends
And with sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all
I won't speak his name again
I promise you, my Irish friends
And with sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all

I won't speak his name again
I promise you, my Irish friends
And with sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all
With sufficient alcohol
I won't remember him at all

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