Two Empty Bottles of Tequila

Well, I woke up this morning in Paradise
Away from the winter's gloom
I woke up this morning in paradise
And on the table in my hotel room

There were two empty bottles of tequila
How they got there I don't know
I am on a 14 day vacation
Down here in Mexico

I'm basking in the warmth of the sunshine
And watching the palm trees sway
I got two empty bottles of tequila
And it's only my first day

I don't remember much about last night
But my head's sure sore
I drink a couple shots of tequila
And it's adios seņor

So I'll bask in the warmth of the sunshine
And party beneath the Mexican moon
I got two empty bottles of tequila
There's probably three in your room

I got two empty bottles of tequila
There's probably three empty bottles of tequila in your room