My New Best Friends

Tina Turner, Tina Fey
And Mariska Hargitay
Shaun of the Dead and Sean Penn
They're just a few of my new best friends

All the Nortons, Ed, Graham, Ken
Both the Afflecks, Casey and Ben
Come to my house every now and then
So say hello to my new best friends

Chynna Phillips, Philip Glass
Father Flanagan, Mama Cass
Uncle Sam and Uncle Ben
They're just a few of my new best friends

Reverend Jackson, Jackson Browne
Better Than Ezra and Ezra Pound
Mao Zedong and Sun Yat-sen
Say hello to my new best friends

Say hello
Hello
Hello
Hello

To Rue McClanahan and RuPaul
Leslie Knope and Lesley Stahl
Marilyn Manson, Sherilyn Fenn
Are just a few of my new best friends

Jodie Foster when she was Nell
Even Zooey Deschanel
Donny Most, Donnie Yen
Say hello to my new best friends

Say hello
Hello
Hello
Hello

To Billie Eilish, Billy Budd
Mr. Rogers, Roger Mudd
Some are real and some pretend
Say hello to my new best friends

Some are real and some pretend
So say hello to my new best friends
Say hello to my new best friends

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