Same Clothes I Slept In

I want to rent a room in the Super 8
I'll cry all night and stay up late
And iff they kick me out I'll say, "What the hell?"
Take your MasterCard to the next motel

I'm going to eat too much and gain a lot of weight
Find an empty cave where I'll hibernate
And when I come back out sometime next century
You'll can't believe your eyes but you'll know it's me

Because I'll be wearing the same clothes I slept in
The same handkerchief that I once wept in
I'll wear the same clothes I slept in
Until you let me come back home

I'm going to make you sorry, I'm going to make you pay
I'll be the saddest wretch in the US of A
I'll drink all the wine and if that's not enough
I'm going to hope it leads to the harder stuff

I'm going to sink so low that before I am through
I'll spend all my money and all yours too
And my life's work won't be complete
Until you see me coming and want to cross the street

Because I'll be wearing the same clothes I slept in
I'll take two steps then I'll change direction
I'll wear the same clothes I slept in
Until you let me come back home

I'll wear the same clothes I slept in
It's the same old mess that I've always stepped in
I'll wear the same clothes I slept in
Until you let me come back home

I'll wear the same clothes I slept in
Until you let me come back
Let me come back
Let me come back home