My Baby's Moving To England

My baby's moving to England
That's in the UK
She's kind of bored in Milwaukee
That's in the US of A

It looks so nice in the movies
Or so she says
The one with Julia Roberts
Hot Fuzz and Shawn of the Dead

Now, I won't try to change her mind
I'll stay behind because
Someday she might come back to me
And I'll be here when she does

My baby's moving to England
Where everything's so old
I think she wants to hang out with
A spy who came in from the cold

I don't get the attraction
She doesn't even like tea
Maybe she thinks that it's still like
Sense and Sensibility

I won't try to change her mind
I'll stay behind because
Someday she might come back to me
And I'll be here when she does

Because, oh, you know
I love that woman so
When she said goodbye
It really made me want to die

My baby's moving to England
And it's just as I feared
Because in my humble opinion
Most Europeans are weird

But look at me, I'm no better
And that's why she's gone
Maybe I'll write her a letter
But then I probably won't

Yeah, someday she might come back to me
And I'll be there when she does
So I won't try to change her mind
I'll stay behind because

I won't try to change her mind
I'll stay behind because
Someday she might come back to me
And I'll be here when she does

Because my baby's moving to England
My baby's moving to England
My baby's moving to England
Now you can move in with me