Our Home Town

If you looked out from outer space
And analyzed the human race
You wouldn't find a nicer place
Than our home town

We're proud of our community
We live together peacefully
We're proud of the diversity
In our home town

We're loyal patriotic types
We revere the stars and stripes
An evil clown lives in the pipes
In our home town

Some folks are big, some folks are small
We don't discriminate at all.
The prostitutes are eight feet tall
In our home town

If you need to get away
From all your troubled yesterdays
If you need serenity
It's almost too serene

Then come and visit us if you can
But I hope you'll understand
You might end up in a wicker man
In our home town

Everyone will treat you nice
Happiness is worth the price
And an occasional human sacrifice
In our home town

But don't reveal our secret, son
You'll be cast out, you'll be shunned
Our witches might cut out your tongue
In our home town

If you need safe haven too
Hide from people chasing you
If you need seclusion
That's secluded as can be

Or if you're just tired of city life
The noise, the crime, the grind, the strife
We can set you up with a robot wife
In our home town

We can set you up with a robot wife
In our home town