I Was High

You like to reminisce about the night that we first met
When I said hello and lit the wrong end of my cigarette
You tell me it was magical and mystical
And later on, quite physical
The first tiny step on the road of our lives together
A night that we'll share in our hearts and minds forever
But was it August or September?
I was high so I don't remember

You like to reminisce about the night that we were wed
When wee cut the cake and then we ran off to our nuptial bed
You tell me it was beutiful, mysterious
Both of us, delirious
The next giant step on the road of our lives together
A night that we'll share in our hearts and minds forever
But was it August or September?
I was high so I don't remember

You like to reminisce about when you were just a kid
And you regale me with the wild and dangerous things you did
Like how you used to cheer the team
And go on dates
Now and then, stay out too late
You were wholesome and trustworthy
Back then when nobody trusted me
Your boyfriend was in a tuxedo
And I was in custody
Now, did I meet you that November?
I was high so I don't remember

I was high
I was high
I was high
I was high