Second Honeymoon

guitar tabI'm sitting on the corner of a heart-shaped bed
You're naked in a hot tub
I'm staring at the bubbles in the cheap champagne
That came with the room
I'm looking at you in the silver thing
That covered up the dinner that we had them bring just hours ago
That we didn't touch any of
'Cause we were so in love

Why don't you kiss me with open mouth?
Why do you do it with a pursed one?
This was supposed to be our second honeymoon
OK, we never had a first one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm sitting on the corner of a heart-shaped bed
You're naked in a hot tub
I'm thinking that I'd like to eat the little green mints
That came with the room
I'm looking at you in the bathroom mirror
And wondering what we're still doing here when hours ago
We were someone else
We couldn't control ourselves

Why don't you melt when I turn on the charm?
Why don't you say you want me badly?
Why don't you tell me I'm your Superman?
Why don't you call me your Big Daddy?
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm sitting on the corner of a heart-shaped bed
You're naked in a hot tub
Why is when I get I woman like you
In the end, she always shuns me?
Why can't I do it like the videos?
Why do I do it so clumsy?

And why don't you kiss me with open mouth?
Why do you do it with a pursed one?
This was supposed to be our second honeymoon
OK, we never had a first one
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I'm sitting on the corner of a heart-shaped bed
You're naked in a hot tub
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