I'm wondering if I'm wasting my life away?
I'm wondering if I'll regret it all someday?
Cause I'm thinking of the voice of reason,
like my head is a huge antenna.
And I'm caught up in the throws of another existential dilemma:
Who am I? Who cares?
Why am I here? By accident
Where am I going? No place in particular
Has there ever been a life so meaningless?
I've never been much on soul searching, I guess.
So I'm asking you to help me.
I'm asking for suggestions.
I'm asking for the answers to all of life's big questions:
And I'll call you when I get there.
I'll tell you how it goes.
I'm gonna find someone in charge there.
And I'll see if anybody knows