My World of Love

Into Each Other

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I get high whenever I see you
I get high whenever I need to
I don't need to tell you what's going on

You're not shy, you know what I'm saying
You don't sit at home crocheting
You're the inspiration behind this song

Chorus
So come on baby get me drunk and take me
Where you take me, I don't wanna know
Come on baby get me drunk and take me
Anywhere you wanna go

I don't have an excellent body
You don't have an excellent body
What we've got is perfectly fine with me

We don't have a Hollywood romance
We don't have big muscles and implants
Everyone's so beautiful on TV

Chorus

Everyone's cut and lacquered and buff
And coiffed and gelled and all of that stuff
But they're all dancing 'round one another

You and are not like the rest
All self-absorbed and self-obsessed
You and I are into each other
You and I are into each other

Chorus



Big Porno Hair

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I like your big porno hair
And your French-style fingernails
Your dress with all the zippers
And the coat with all the tails

I like your big porno hair
The golden chain around your ankle
All the glitter and the spangles
And the memories

I like your big porno hair
And your high-heeled fuck-me pumps
How you line up all the losers
And shoot 'em down like chumps

I like your big porno hair
And your overdone eyeliner
I have had no finer
Memories

I like your big porno hair
And your sexy cigarette hack
You're pretty when you're upright
And you're pretty on your back

I like your big porno hair
And all the rhinestones on your pocket
The human blood in your locket
And the memories



Opposites Attract


You like the opera, I like Karaoke
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye
You like the ballet, I like exotic dancers
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye

We've been very happy just the two of us
The law of averages says that shouldn't be
No one else on Earth could get along with us
There's something wrong with us
Obviously

You like Picasso, I've never read his poems
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye
You like Fellini, I don't like Swedish movies
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye

All my friends have told me we're incompatible
We should be practical and break up now
We've been very happy for a long, long time
What do my friends of mine know anyhow?

You say potato
And I say screw potatoes
I guess that's it, I guess it's time to say goodbye



My World of Love

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There are no dumb people here tonight
Everybody's smart
There are no ugly people in this place
There are no lonely hearts
There are no mean people causing trouble
There's lots glasses filled with tiny bubbles
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no bad people here tonight
Everybody's good
There are no killers, thieves or corporate types
Not in this neighborhood
There are no religious fundamentalists
They all left and they won't be missed
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no mean people causing a ruckus
There's beautiful people and they all want to
Make love to us
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love

There are no dumb people here tonight
You've got high IQs
You're intellectual sophisticates
I see you're wearing shoes
Nobody's hostile or violent
Or too paranoid about the government
And the big old moon shines down from up above
Let me welcome you into my world of love



Camping With Lesbians

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I'm going camping with some lesbians
Tramping through the wood
It will be great to be outdoors again
Far, far from 'the Hood'

We'll find a peaceful spot to pitch our tent
After traveling near and far
And then we'll gaze into the firmament
And wish upon a star

We'll build a campfire each and every night
Sing Val-der-ri and Val-der-ra
Our faces glowing in the firelight
Hey! Let's do Kumbaya!

We'll stop and say hello to folks we meet
Up and down the trail
And now and then we'll stop to rest our feet
And share amusing tales

We're gonna fill our lungs with oxygen
Ain't Mother Nature great?
I'm going camping with some lesbians
And I can hardly wait



Not Everyone


Not everyone in Montana is a right-wing nut
Not everyone in Sweden is a blond and blue-eyed slut
Not everyone in Japan is mathematically smart
Not everyone you love is gonna break your heart

Not everyone in England looks like Queen Elizabeth
Not everyone in Russia has got Vodka on their breath
Not everyone in Norway has an uncle named Sven
Not everyone you love is gonna hurt you in the end

Chorus
Oh no - why can't you see
You must trust someone
That someone's me

Not everyone from Warsaw is punchline for jokes
Not everyone from Hamburg drives a Wagen made for Volks
Not everyone in Utah has more than one wife
Not everyone you love is gonna ruin your whole life

Not everyone in Tibet really has the answer
Not everyone in France is an amoral can-can dancer
Not everyone in Dallas wears a big ten-gallon hat
Not everyone you love is gonna leave you just like that

Chorus

Not everyone you know says nasty things behind your back
Not everyone you see knows that it's you they're laughing at
Not everyone you're with wishes they were with somebody else
Not everyone you love will make you want to kill yourself

Chorus



I Will Never Stop Loving You

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I will stop smoking cigarettes
I will stop at red lights
I will stop coming home
At all hours of the night
But I will never stop loving you

I will stop the insanity
I will cease and desist
I will stop worrying about
All the things I might have missed
But I will never stop loving you

I will go where life leads me
I'll be a wandering man
I will go, but I'll come back
Just as fast as I can
I will never stop loving you




Are We Having Fun?


Nobody works anymore
That's what machines are for
And not too much work can get done
When we're relentlessly pursuing fun
No one gets old anymore
No one's unhappy or poor
'Cos everyone's on the run
In a relentless pursuit of fun

Are we having fun?
Yes, we're having fun!

Monday we'll just stay home
Pretend we're in ancient Rome
Just think of the wine we'll drink
'Cos we don't want to stop and think
That someday this all will end
That's too much to comprehend
While we're lying out in the sun
In a relentless pursuit of fun

Are we having fun?
Yes, we're having fun!




Shitty Little Apartment

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In this shitty little apartment
Two floors up
We got drunk
And we made love
Nearly every window was broken
Almost froze
Could've been much worse
I suppose
I suppose I could've been alone

In this shitty little apartment
On a shitty little block
All day long
The landlord knocked
In the room at the end of the hallway
Someone died
Scared us half to death
Can't be denied
But I suppose we could've been alone

In this shitty little apartment, two floors up
We got drunk and we made love



Gambling Man

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There once was a psychiatrist
Who said "You can't go on like this!
You can't go on pretending
That you're seventeen years old!"
I said to that psychiatrist
"There's one important thing you missed
I know I'm not the only one
Who's out there having lots of fun
Go shrink somebody else's head
And get your mind out of my bed
I'll grow up on my own eventually"
But if I was a gambling man, I wouldn't bet on me

So then I came upon a guy
From Generation X or Y or Z
Or maybe he was even Generation A
He said, "Old man, what's wrong with you?
Behaving like you're 22
Can your poor body stand the shock
Of being up past 8:00?"
I said, "You're right, I'm sorry son,
Fun is only for the young
I'll slowly creep into senility."
I'll grow up on my own eventually"
But if I was a gambling man, I wouldn't bet on me

I wouldn't bet on me to do what you'd expect
'Cos I don't even know what I'll be up to next
I wouldn't bet on me to do the things I should
I wouldn't bet on me - the odds aren't very good

There once was an accountant who
Said keep your money close to you
Or else the taxman's gonna come and take all away
I said to that accountant, then
That every dime I have I spend
I like to buy some odds and ends
And give the rest to all my friends
Whatever's left I like to give
To all my penniless relatives
Now they're the ones who live in luxury
So you see, I'm not a gambling man - I never bet on me

Once I had a lover
Who said "What the hell's come over you?
I just can't get you off me
And I'm getting kind of tired"
I said "It's for the love you - I just can't get enough of you
I think about you night and day - I'm obsessed in every way
Your eyes, your lips, your face, your toes
I touch you once and true love grows
I'll try to find the strength to leave you be"
But if I was a gambling man, I wouldn't bet on me"



Idiot For Your Love

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I'm an idiot for your love
Just an idiot for your love
I'm not the man I was
And it's probably because
I'm an idiot for your love

I'm insensible for your love
Incomprehensible for your love
Just roll me out the door
I can't function anymore
I'm an idiot for your love

I would cry for you
I would die for you
I would never say goodbye to you
I would reveal for you
Just how I feel for you
I would lie and cheat and steal for you!

I'm incompetent for your love
I'm insignificant for your love
You'd better cut me loose
I'm of little or no use
I'm an idiot for your love

I would cry for you
I would die for you
I'd be straight or gay or bi for you
I would reveal for you
How I feel for you
I would lie and cheat and steal for you!




I Can't Think Straight


Well I can't think straight when you whisper in my ear
And I can't think straight if you shout
And I can't think straight with your tongue in my mouth
But for God's sake don't take it out
And I can't think straight when you're breathing down my neck
With your breath so sultry and hot
I can't think straight when you're half undressed
Baby, that distracts me a lot
And I can't think straight when I hear accordions
Play my soft-rock favorites
Just to hear the accordions always makes me lose my mind
So excuse me if I seem distant tonight
And if I just pick at my plate
There's a whole lot of things I've been worried about
I can't think straight

Well, when man began all he needed to know
Was how to hunt, then how to get home
And it seems to me that the problems began
When mankind started to roam
Because our tiny little brains aren't equipped to comprehend
All the things we want them to
My tiny little mind is about to explode
And there's not one damn thing I can do
Because I can't think straight when I hear accordions
Play my soft-rock favorites
Just to hear the accordions always makes me lose my mind
So excuse me if I can't make it tonight
Or if I can and I'm terribly late
There's a whole lot of things I've been worried about
I can't think straight



Chokin' the Gopher

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I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
Pretending they're piranha
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
Pretending her name is Donna
Would you like to know what I'm doing
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so good

I'm choking the gopher, I'm slamming the ham
I'm pounding the rocket, flogging the dolphin
Oh yes I am!
I'm choking the gopher, chalking the cue
I'm spanking the monkey
And I'm thinking 'bout you

I've been working in a coal mine
Pretending I'm digging up diamonds
Hanging around bars and night clubs
Pretending I'm social climbing
Would you like to know what I'm doing
Til the wee hours of the night?
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so right

I'm choking the gopher, I'm slamming the ham
I'm pounding the rocket, flogging the dolphin
Oh yes I am!
I'm choking the gopher, chalking the cue
I'm spanking the monkey
And I'm thinking 'bout you

I'm juicing the mango, I'm flipping the switch,
I'm orbiting Venus and I don't need a penis
To be one sexed up bitch!
I'm gilding the lily, I'm taming the shrew,
I'm saucing the taco
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!

I'm smacking the cracker, I'm attacking Peru
I'm choking the gopher
And I'm thinking 'bout you



The Likes of Me


Every time I get a little money, I just have to spend it all at once
Every time I open up a bottle, gotta finish every drop
Every time I eat an appetizer, I just gotta have a three course meal
Never gonna reach my destination 'cos I don't know how to stop
Every time I fall in love with someone new, I turn into a stalker type
I'm creepy and obsessive and I end up causing everybody pain
All I really wanna do is eat all the forbidden fruit before it's ripe
You're never going to see the likes of me around this neighborhood again

I'm a walking, talking accident
You don't understand my predicament
You may think that I have gone insane
But please let me explain

[repeat refrain]

Well I'm not the first pathetic soul
Who could use a bit more self control
Take a good hard look and you might see
That you're the same as me
You're just the same as me

[repeat refrain]




Our Song of Love

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My body and your body should be together as soon as possible
My body and your body should be together as soon as possible
Our kitchen is overheating, our kettle's boiling, and all the pots are full
My body and your body should be together as soon as possible
This is our song of love

I'm Adam and you're Eve and we killed the snake and we ate the apple, yeah
I'm Adam and you're Eve and we killed the snake and we ate the apple, yeah
Our love is so biblical that we might belong in the Sistine Chapel, yeah
I'm Adam and you're Eve and we killed the snake and we ate the apple, yeah
This is our song of love, this is our song of love

I'm naked and you're naked and neither one of us could be nakeder
I'm naked and you're naked and neither one of us could be nakeder
We wore out the couch, wore out the bed, wore out every piece of furniture
I'm naked and you're naked and neither one of us could be nakeder
This is our song of love, this is our song of love, this is our song of love




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