The Big Ass Song List

Now is Not the Time for Sad Songs: A Pandemic 2020 Souvenir Buy on
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Pat McCurdy Now! Buy on
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Love is a Beautiful Thing
15 Favorites Buy on
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My World of Love Buy on
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Fainting With Happiness
Pat in Person Volume 2 Buy on
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Show Tunes
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Memorial Day
The Good Life!
How To Love And Be Loved
A Bit Irrational

Songs you have to see Pat live to hear

$25 Pants
15th of July, 1995
A Good Night For Drinking
A Long Way Down
A Magnificent Noise
A Match Made In Heaven
A Simple Song
Absolutely Wrong
After That Who Knows
Again and Again
Ain't Life Grand
Ain't No Fun Any More
All About You
All America Will Soon Be Singing This Song
All Is Right
All Summer Long
All You Want Is More
Alternative Song
Any Time Is Best
Anyone Can Be a Star
Auntie Purple's House
AV Man
Baby, I'm Looking For You
Baby, What You Do To Me
Back In The Garage Again
Back On The Train
Bad Old Days
Bank Teller
Be Free
Be My Valentine
Beautiful Dream
Before Me
Beginning Of The End
Best Day Of My Life
Big Bright Beautiful World
Big Creepy Love
Big Dumb and Embarrassing
Big Fat Idiot
Big Fucking Macho Guy
Big Plans, Big Ideas
Black Cloud
Blame It All On You
Brunch With God
But Not Just Yet
Can I Move In With You?
Can't Stop Messin'
Can't You Hear The Beating Of My Heart?
Canadian Porn
Carnival Midway
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Cheer Up
Close My Eyes (And I'm Home Again)
Come Home
Condom Song
Crazy Purple Hat
Criminal Has Returned (To The Scene Of The Crime), The
Cry A Little Bit
Cute Little Bastard
Decline and Fall
Deny Your Love
Diamonds In Your Eyes
Do Me
Do What You Gotta Do
Do You Remember Paris
Doing The Best I Can
Don't Ask Me
Don't Do Anything You'll Regret
Don't Know Nothin'
Don't Let Me Go Down
Don't Make Me Do That
Don't Say Something That You're Going To Regret
Don't Start Crying Now
Don't Touch My Sister
Don't You Care About Me
Doomed From The Start
Down The Rabbit Hole
Dream Girl
Dress Like Your Dad
Drink Drink Drink
Drinking & Vomiting
Drinking in the Driveway
Drunk Or Insane
Dumbest Fucking Thing
Every Day is Christmas When We're Together
Every Day's The Weekend
Every Second Rocking
Everybody Have A Good Time
Everybody Loves Me
Everybody's Irish
Everybody's Much Too Happy
Everybody's Wrong
Everyone Got Rich
Everyone Loves Christmas Songs
Far Away From Here
Feels Like Love
Festival of Guitars
Fifteen Empty Glasses
Finally Friday Night
Five Lessons
Five Women: A Suite
Fly Away
Flying By The Seat of Our Pants
For You
Forever Girl
Funny Feeling
George W's Got To Go
Get Out and Vote
Gettin' Some
Gimme A Woman To Love
Girl From the Suburbs
Give My Best To Bruce
Glint of Insanity
Go Ahead and Go To Work Today
Go Home
Good To You
Goodbye Dear Old Friends
Gotta Make a Living
Great Big Church in the Suburbs
Great Big Love
Great Day
Greatest Lover In Town
Guy Outside
Half Out of My Mind
Happiest Man On Earth
Happy Drunks
Happy Hate Song (I.H.A.T.E.Y.O.U)
Happy Man
Harry is My Name
Hello, Hello
Help Me
Here I Come
Hey Paddy!
Hi-Lo Drive
Hippy Chicks
Hold Me
Home Again
Hoping For The Best
Hotel of the Damned
House On The Rock
How Could I Forget
How Did You Get So Dirty
Hurray For Me
I Ain't Got The Blues
I Am Not Your Friend
I Am What I Am
I Been Thinkin'
I Can't Deal With It
I Can't Make It On My Own
I Can't Sleep Unless I'm Drunk
I Didn't Know Shit
I Do It Wrong
I Do What I Gotta Do
I Don't Give a Damn
I Don't Know Why
I Don't Know Why I Love You (But I Do)
I Don't Listen
I Don't Love You
I Don't Remember a Thing
I Don't Want To Go To Heaven
I Don't Want To Hear You Say Goodbye
I Fell in Love With You
I Found A True Love
I Got It Bad For You
I Guess It Wouldn't Work Out
I Hardly Ever Think About You
I Have My Moments
I Have Never Had The Blues
I Heard Tomorrow Calling
I Hope You Like This Song
I Hope You Like This Song
I Just Can't Get You Off My Mind
I Just Don't Care Anymore
I Just Love You
I Just Want To Make Sweet Love To You
I Like College Girls
I Like Everything About You
I Lived With Wolves
I Love You
I Love You Anyway
I Might Need a Change of Scenery
I Might Stop Getting Stoned
I Ran Right Back to You
I Remember
I Should Have Stayed in Bed
I Should Never Have Come To This Party
I Should Never Have Opened My Mouth
I Slip Away
I Still Do It Pretty Good
I Take Pills
I Think I'm Settling Down
I Think It's Called Destiny
I Think Therefore I Drink
I Thought We Had A Good Thing Going
I Want A Woman Just Like You
I Want It Now
I Want More
I Want To Tell You I Love You
I Want To Tell You That I Love You
I Want Your Body
I Was Born To Be A Man
I Was Put On This Earth To Love You
I Wish I Could Be Home For Christmas
I Wish There Were More People Like You
I Won't Get Drunk Anymore
I Won't Remember Him at All
I Wouldn't Say No
I'd Love To Be With You Tonight
I'd Pay To Have Sex With You
I'll Always Pick You Up at the Airport
I'll Be Fine
I'll Be Lonely Without You
I'll Crawl Back To You Again
I'll Make You Fall In Love With Me
I'll Show You How I Feel
I'm All Right, You're All Right
I'm Going Out of My Head
I'm Happy If You're Happy
I'm In Love With That Girl
I'm Inferior
I'm Looking Through You
I'm Not Asking For The World
I'm Not Crazy
I'm Not Looking Back
I'm So Cool
I'm So Tired
I'm Sorry But I'm Still in Love With You
I'm Thinking of Moving To Canada
I'm Wet
I'm Yours
I've Been Pretty Busy
I've Got To Have Your Love
Idiot Savant
If I Could Make Mistakes
If I Don't See You Tomorrow
If I Get To Heaven
If I Loved You and You Loved Me
If I Wasn't Drunk
If I Were You And You Were Me
Imaginary Mistletoe
In My Heart, In My Soul, In My Mind
In My New Religion
In Reality
In These Uncertain Times
Inside My Head
Instant Fun
Instruction Manual
Irresistible Me
Is That Good Or Is That Bad?
It Ought to Be Illegal
It Was Magic
It Won't Be The Same
It's a Different World
It's All Over Now
It's Almost Sunday Night
It's Another Parade
It's Finally Getting Good
It's Good To Be Me
It's Impossible To Tell You Just How Much I Really Love You
It's Me That You Want
It's Not Okay
It's Not Time To Say Goodbye
It's Still Too Soon To Tell
It's Up To You
Jane, I'm Coming Home
Jerked Around
Just When You Think
Key of G
Kill You With My Love
Killing Stuff
King of La Crosse
Kiss Me, I'm Irish
Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
Lately, I Haven't Been Myself
Lead-Lined Cottage
Let's Do It
Let's Do That Again
Let's Get Wasted
Let's Have Sex
Let's Not Be Mean
Lie In Bed Laughing
Life is Like a Dream
Life Is Not As Hopeless As It Seems
Life Is Tricky, Life Is Tough
Livin' In A Red State (Is Makin' Me Blue)
Living In A Small Town
Long Live Love
Look In My Eyes
Look What You've Done To My Heart
Lookin' At Chyx
Love Comes Back To Town
Love Go Round
Love In My Heart
Love Me (Like You Used To)
Love Slave
Love Song By A Dumb Guy
Love's Going To Find You
Lovin' Time
Lowest Common Denominator
Lucky Me
Lucky Son of a Bitch
Lulu Got Her Green Card
Mama's Little Baby
Manly Love
Many Different Ways
Marry Me
Mary Makes Me Come To My Senses
Mary, Let's Make Love
Maybe Someday
Maybe We're Dreaming
Merry Christmahanukwanzaa
Military School
Miss Naive
Molly O'Scanlan
Mr. Enthusiasm
My Baby's Moving To England
My Dance of Love
My Desire
My Favorite Things
My Head
My Heart
My Little Soldier
My Mullet
My Name Is Pat (I Play Guitar)
My New Best Friends
My Next Stop is Hollywood
My Political Career Is Over
Naked Womyn
Natasha Duvall
National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum Theme Song
Near Sex Experience
Never Gonna Leave My House
Never Gonna Leave Your Bedroom
Never Look Back
New Year's Resolution
Nice and Quiet
Night of the Following Day
No More
No More Dicking Around
No Place To Go
No Room In This Hotel
Nobody Told Me
Not Completely Satisfied
Not Interested
Nothing Is For Certain
Nothing Is The Way It's Supposed To Be
Nothing's Changed
Nothing's Going To Get Me Down
Odd Man Out
Oh How Crazy You Have Made Me
Oh No, Not Me
Oh Well, What The Hell
Oh You Do, Do You?
Old and Boring
Old Angry White People
On A Cold Gray Afternoon
On a Long Hot Summer Night
On a Night Like This
On The Street Where I Live
Once Before I Die
Once I Got Excited
One More Song About Sex
One Night in Dreamland
One Shot of Whiskey
Onion Rings
Open Your Heart
Our Home Town
Our Love Is Real
Over The Weekend
Perfectly All Right
Please Come Home
Please Make Up Your Mind
Poke the Beehive
Poor Beautiful You
Pretend I'm Santa And Sit On My Lap
Pub In Dublin
Pucker Up
Purple Swedish Sofa
Put Your Hands In The Air
Queen Mary
Racist Song
Real Life Experience
Reasonable Facsimile Of Love
Reminiscing Time
Repent Before It's Too Late
Rich and Famous
Right Wing Revolution
Rolling Along
Romance (Means Nothing To Me)
Romance is Gone
Romeo Didn't Love Juliet
Same Clothes I Slept In
Say Goodbye (To 2020)
Scared Of That Girl
Second Honeymoon
Secret Life
Secretly Dainty
Sense of Humor
Seven Deadly Sins
Seventeen Percent
She Always Blows My Mind
She Kills Me
She Knows What I Like
Showbiz Is My Life
Sick and Tired
Sick Of This Shit
Silly Old Man
Sitting On A Hill
Six Foot One
Six Little Songs
Sleep With Me
Sleeping Standing Up
Slipping Away
Small Things
So Glad We're Here
Soldiers Of Stupidity
Some Folks Like Me
Some People
Some People Take Themselves So Seriously
Some Sweet Day
Someone Like You
Something Better
Something Magic
Something New To Come Along
Something To Eat
Sometimes My Dreams Seem So Real
Somewhere It's Spring
Southern Song
Spend All Summer
Sports and Porn
St. Patrick's Day
Stop By If You Can
Stop Staring at Your Fucking Phone
Suddenly It All Comes Back To Me
Summer Somewhere
Sunshine In My Step
Sweet Pandemic Love
Swingin' Guy
Tell Me That You Love Me
That Baby Don't Look Like Me
That Is All I Want To Say
That's A Chance I'm Willing To Take
That's All There Is
That's Me
That's When I Think of You
The Art of Conversation
The Crying Kind
The Girl in the Shiny Red BMW
The Happiest Man on Earth
The Last Song
The Old Me
The Party Can Start
The Party's Just Begun
The Pondering Mortality Song
The Song In Which I Break Each And Every One Of The Ten Commandments
The Sun Still Shines
The Trophy Song
The Way I Feel Tonight
The Worst Ten Minutes of My Life
There's A Hole In The Roof
There's A Light At The End of the Tunnel
There's Just So Many Lies I Can Take
There's No Place Like Home
There's Someone At My Door
These Are The Times
They've Taken All The Mystery Out of Life
Things Are Getting Better
Things I'll Never Do
Things Women Do Not Want To Hear A Guy Say To Them In A Bar
This Can't Be Christmas
This Could Be My Lucky Day
This Could Be The Greatest Night of Your Life
This Is My Home
This Is The First Song
This Is Your Song
This Isn't Poetry
This Song Sounds Better When You're High
Those Goddamn College Kids
Til You Hear From Me
Time To Rock
Tina All The Time
Tinder Tinder, Swipe Swipe
Tomorrow's Dreams
Tomorrow's Going To Be Another Day
Too Bad It Had To End
Too Much Sun
Too Old To Care
Tribute to the 80s
Tribute to the 90s
Try It One Time
Twenty Million Bucks
Twenty-two And Real Depressed
Two Empty Bottles of Tequila
Ugly Mood
Uh-Oh, Omicron
Understand My Love
Underwhelmed By Love
Unfinished Business
Until The Bitter End
Until Tomorrow
Until You Came To Town
Uptown Breakup Song
Wake Up
Wake Up Go To Work
We Just Can't
We Love The Green and Gold
We Should Be Together
We Should Be Together Now
We'll Get By
We're In The Dark
We've Got To Get Out of This House
Wed In Haste
Weekend On The Couch
What A Week It Was
What Can I Give You
What It Is
What Must I Do
What World Are You Living In
Whatever I Do
Whatever Makes You Feel Good
When I Die
When I Think of You
When I Woke Up Yesterday
When I'm Dead And Gone
When This is Over
When Trouble Comes To Town
Where Will You End Up?
Whiff of Weed
White Guys In Suits
Who Am I?
Who Says We Have To Be In Love?
Who's Been Telling You
Who's Freaking Out
With A Smile On My Face
Won't Be Your Fool
Workin' Real Hard
Would You Look at Me Now
Wrong Man
Yeah Right
Yeah, It's Easy
You Are Going To Make Me Lose My Mind
You Are Killing Me
You Aren't Angry Yet
You Can't Believe How Much I Love You
You Could Be Me
You Just Can't Believe How Much I Love You
You Laugh After We Make Love
You Like Him Better Than Me
You Must Be High
You Only Like Me When You're Drinking
You Piss Me Off (But I Love You)
You Stopped Drinking
You Think You're Unique (But You're Not)
You Turn Me On
You Were Brilliant
You Were Gone
You'll Be On My Mind
You're A Masterpiece
You're Looking Fine
You're Looking Good
You're My Favorite
You're Only An Ocean Away
You're Unique
Your Love Makes Me Do Funny Things
Your Racist Friends

Pat's old bands (A.K.A. "Songs you'll probably never hear him play")


Another Big Surprise
Any Fool Can See
Are You Coming?
Arizona Winds
Big Bad World
Brighter Day
Decent Thing
Dream Your Own Dream
Every Day Is Christmas
Everything Is Different
Everything's Fine
Faraway Places
Freedom Avenue
Girl From Outer Space
Going To Get Through To You
Gone A Week Without Drinking
Gonna See Her Again
Hiding My Love
House Of Love
I Can't Sleep At Night
I Wanna Be Your Lover
I Will Be Strong
I've Got Feelings Too
Just Like Me
Listen To The Bells
Much Too Cold
Nothing Left To Say
Oh My
Please Lock The Door
River's Edge
Run Back
Stand Up And Sing
Things Keep Getting Better
Walking On The Moon
We'll Be Together Again
What Makes Monica Cry
Where Do I Go Now
Whole Wide World
Why'd You Have To Break My Heart?


Before The Night Is Through
It Only Happens With You
Oh But I Do
Only Foolin'
What You Always Wanted
You Can't Go Home

Men About Town

90 Grand
Always Falling Down
Can I Be Your Baby
Christmas Eve In Chinatown
Don't Move
Everybody Knows Your Name
Everyone Swings
Famous Face
Fix It Up
Fools Rush In
Get A Grip (On It)
Get Me Out Of Here
Give My Baby Back
Hard To Be Happy
Hope You're Proud
I Depend on You
I Don't Think I Need You
I Need Your Love
I Was The One
Is It Love?
It Could Have Been Me
Keep Cool
King For A Day
Laughing Man
Lost Weekend
Messed Up
Much Too Beautiful
New Ferrari
Nickels and Dimes
No News Is Good News
Non-Stop Kisses
One Lie
Side By Side
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Tired of Talking
Watch Me Now
Watching All The World Go By
Welcome Zombies (Shock Theater Theme)
Without Me
Wonderful Life
Yes Yes Yes
Young Man In A Hurry


Absent-Minded Man
All or Nothing
Black and Blue
Come Closer
Dancing Round The World
Don't Believe A Lie
Don't Cry For Me
Guessing Games
How You Are
I Know What Yer Thinkin'
I Want To Be Loved
I Will Be Thinking Of You
Let's Go
Look at What the Cat Dragged In
Mad Love
Sound Advice
Swingin' Singles
Thanks To You
The Clock
What Kind Of Fool


A Little More Like You
Please Take Me Home